APPLE HAS MANY BUGS written by Corey Worrell

APPLE HAS MANY BUGS

written by Corey Worrell

Yesterday (Oct 13th) I put this post on my facebook:

The Storm was an iFlop, the Playbook was an iFail, the BB batteries are iDead, the Messenger is iSilent, now today RIM Stocks iDown by 20%. Maybe Blackberry's RIM should be Chrome. That way they can reflect Apple's success. iPhone 4S to the world...........

One of my friends replied:

Stop hating Corey, won't b surprised if Aapple has some kind of bug soon

Belows story is inspired by the comment above.iWrite ............. 

A bug is a pest, which means Apple has many bugs, the biggest of them all is the ANTdroid, known as the Queen Bug.

This bug, the antdroid has the DNA of a chameleon, it copies what it sees and infests all the bugs in its colony with this disease.

Some bugs are known for their durability and HARDNESS, like the Nokia, so other bugs that are microSOFT team up with them as a measure of defense and survival.

In all bug colonies there can be found the GAY bug. Last time i heard, the bug SONY had Eric's Son

Some other bugs love the fast lane and always on the highways. These bugs are known as the Motor Rolas and they dress Razor sharp but they were always sick so the doctor recommended a Tabletbut that didn't help so they were put out of the colony in a Xoom or should I say, a hurry.

In each colony you can find a talented bug. This bug, SAM had a beautiful voice and could really sing. He produced many singles like, Upstage, Eternity, Impression, Instinct HD, Rogue, Vibrant, Nexus, Infuse, and Conquer but disappointedly didn’t generate much sales. Uncle Sam and Aunt Droids soon to be adopted son RIM, heard that uncle Sam performed a hit that was out of this world that could go platinum. When asked which song he sung, Aunt Droid said, Sam sung, Galaxy.

There could be a possibility that uncle Sam and aunt Droid may be planning on adopting RIM who seems to be in trouble. 

RIM has his own colony called the WATNEX. All the bugs are messengers and are easily identified by their PINS. Each year, the bugs would receive new uniforms, as is the custom of the colony. The uniforms were Pearl white yet Bold in their design and fit the Curves of the females quite well. The colony wasn’t satisfied and felt like they were being taken on a Tour because each year the new uniforms would look the same and as a result kicked up a Storm. RIM as leader became upset with his colony’s behavior, took up a Torch and threatened to burn down the colony but the battery in the Torch went dead.

RIM had to find a solution and revolutionized the colony’s uniform and presented them with a new uniform called the PlayBook. The uniform fitted comfortably but was rejected because the design was plain, lacking creativity and finesse and didn’t have many features. The colony had enough and staged a 3-day protest, which meant, all the messengers stopped working and as a result no messages were sent out.

In conclusion, the bugs that Apple currently have are indeed real but are no real threat to the Apple colony as their head quarters is protected by Gorilla Glass. Apple just makes sense and is grounded in their 4S policy: iSmart, iSafe, iStylish and iSIRIous

RIP Steve Jobs, iSad.